Miss
Someone misses the fairway.
◆ EST. 2026 ◆ SEATTLE, WA ◆
Golf is Serious.
We are not.
19 Hilarious punishments. One very interesting round. The side game your buddies have been waiting for.
19 punishments
0 mercy
1 unforgettable round
For golfers who can handle consequences poorly.
Miss the fairway
Draw the tee
Accept your fate
Tell the story forever
Play it in one hole
How Penal-Tees Works
Tee shot missed the fairway? Draw a Penal-Tee and follow the punishment written on it for the rest of the hole. The worse you play, the better the stories.
Draw
They pull a Penal-Tee from the set.
Play
The group gets a better story for the hole.
Round energy
Penal-Tees Round
"Penal-Tees" rounds lead to significantly more laughter than a traditional par round.
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19 hilarious punishments
Penal-Tees
A golf punishment game for missed fairways, questionable confidence, and rounds that deserve better stories.
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Helpful Questions
How do we play?
When a tee shot misses the fairway, the player draws a Penal-Tee and follows the instruction for the rest of the hole.
How do I win?
Keep your normal score. Penal-Tees adds the laughs, side bets, and stories around the round.
How do we handle disputes?
The group decides before teeing off whether majority vote, lowest handicap, or the most dramatic reading wins the dispute.
Can we play as a scramble?
Yes. Draw one Penal-Tee for the team when the selected tee shot misses the fairway.